omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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