oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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