i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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