I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
