i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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