"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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