Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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