Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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