I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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