he shaved USA in his pubs
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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