So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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