let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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