You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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