you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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