gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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