Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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