I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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