He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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