Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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