You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Edward fifth and chaser hands
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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