Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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