these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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