i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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