Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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