idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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