I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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