Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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