i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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