My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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