Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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