That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
