Your mouth is God's brothel.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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