My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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