i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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