hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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