You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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