It's just like the Real World with babies
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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