have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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