I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
4 words: hood of his car
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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