She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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