Already got asked if we're dating
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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