:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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