What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
