Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Damn victory sex feels great
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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