My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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