I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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