You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Green mimosas i think yes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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