i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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