i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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