all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Randomize
