doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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