Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
