where am i from again
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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