school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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