Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
