i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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