no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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