Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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