It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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